A house party, you say? In the suburbs?

This eve shall be... legendary

A moonlit night is rife with chance!

I enter the room in my favorite pants!

We lock eyes, "Would you like to dance?"

"No thanks, friend, I came to stand!"

I put my hand in my pocket

And my back to the wall

My knee raised so high

But I never fall, y'all

That's right, I'm the leaning king

Giving painful smiles as I swirl my soft drink

I'm in a party mood

That means I'm looking at the pictures in your different rooms

Then I walk outside, then back inside

Then pet your dog, it's a hell of a night!

Spare me your drugs and your premarital sex

I'd rather struggle through a board game with an incomplete set

Or play some Gamecube with controller buttons sticky to press

Who needs a DJ when there's Daniel on the concept of death?

It's a realistic party!

Yeah we just want to connect *clap clap*

It's a realistic party!

Between the 10- no, 7 of us, all the girls left

Realistic party!

However did they know it was time to leave?

It's a realistic party!

Alright, everybody! Time for a dance break!

One, two, three, four

Five, six, seven, eight

Then pop like this, pop like that

Then go and do what I'm doing now

Now backflip, now backflip again

Backflip for a third time, do the splits

Dosie-do, tap tap

Are my shoes tied? Yes, they are

"Oh! I've had the most pleasant evening, my friend. I dare say, this is the event of the season!"

"Well, I don't know about all that, but, uh, I'm sure Craig'll be happy to hear it."

"You go and tell Craig... I owe him my life. Farewell, ha-ha! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AGAIN!"

"Damn. He really just magically turned my car into a horse. He just took off with it! How the hell am I supposed to get home? Ah, no, the Ubers are too expensive! Guess I'm walkin'. No. The evening is too beautiful for that. I'm struttin'."

Here I go now!

Strut my stuff

Get it, me, yo! Get it, me, yo!

Get it, get it!