Bad Day

I hope you go broke and your iPhone breaks

And your ex shows up at your next first date

And your car gets towed, so you show up late

To your shitty ass job, hope you have a bad day

Remember when you said

That I'd end up doin' nada and when I was young my momma must've

Dropped me on my head

But there ain't a bitch like karma

Guess you two got that in common and

I don't wanna be spiteful, but you someone I got spite for and

I know it ain't right, but all you ever did was do me wrong

So I hope you go broke and your iPhone breaks

And your ex shows up at your next first date

And your car gets towed, so you show up late

To your shitty ass job, hope you have a bad day

Hope you lose your keys and you get locked out

And when things are looking up, hope it all goes south

'Cause you never gave a fuck when I opened my mouth

I got nothing else to say, except have a bad day

You bring out the worst in me

If you feeling like shit then you deserve to be

Every friend I've ever had, from my roommate to my dad

Said to cut you out my life like it was surgery

I don't wanna be spiteful, but you someone I got spite for and

I know it ain't right, but all you ever did was do me wrong

So I hope you go broke and your iPhone breaks

And your ex shows up at your next first date

And your car gets towed, so you show up late

To your shitty ass job, hope you have a bad day

Hope you lose your keys and you get locked out

And when things are looking up, hope it all goes south

'Cause you never gave a fuck when I opened my mouth

I got nothing else to say, except have a bad day