Nothing But the Worst

My sister called and asked me if saw

A ring on that finger of a girl who don’t know you all

If she only knew even half the truth

About all the shit you put me through

I bet she’d be running straight for the hills

Instead of walking down the aisle and paying all your bills

I hope it rains on your wedding day

I hope someone slips and drops your wedding cake

I know someday you’re gonna get what you deserve

But for now I’m wishing you nothing but the worst

I hope your Uncle Buck goes and shows up drunk

Calls her by my name and if I got any luck

Your momma gonna cause a scene

The pastor's gonna reek of weed

And somebody steps on her wedding dress and it rips right up the seam

I hope it rains on your wedding day

I hope someone slips and drops your wedding cake

I know someday you’re gonna get what you deserve

But for now I’m wishing you nothing but the worst

I thank God every damn day

That it ain’t me wearing that pawn shop ring

I hope it rains on your wedding day

I hope someone slips and drops your wedding cake

I know someday you’re gonna get what you deserve

But for now I’m wishing you nothing but the worst

Nothing but the worst, yeah