No you can’t have a smoke

No spare change I’m broke

No you can’t use my ute

No and I won’t help you move

No you can’t sleep on my couch

No you can’t move into my house

You only talk to me when I’ve got something you need

But when I need your help you’re nowhere to be seen

No I won’t get you high

No you can’t use my wifi

No I won’t collect your mail

No ain’t gonna pay your bail no

You only talk to me when I’ve got something you need

But when I need your help you’re nowhere to be seen

No i wont give you a loan

Leave me alone

No you can’t borrow my phone

Leave me alone

I try to catch up but you’re never very keen

Seems like a friend with stuff is a friend indeed