Woke Frasier

Bad news, The Simpsons has gone woke

Bad news, Frasier has gone woke what is a boy to do?

Your neighbours have gone woke, your friends and family have gone woke

I am the only one you can trust, because I will never, ever go woke

And I'm the only one who calls out all the bullshit

Doing your own research means listening to me skim-reading the first three results on Google

And the number goes up

Bad news, your treasured childhood memories are now woke

Bad news, your credit card details are now woke, and you should send them to me for safe disposal

Your sick elderly cat is now woke, your beloved family dog is now woke

Your limbs have developed a mind of their own, and you guessed it, they are now woke

And I'm the only one who's brave enough to do this

Cranks from both sides of the aisle fight to the death in a meeting of minds

And the number goes up