Mission to Mars

Well there's acid rain falling and it's killing up all my bean fields

It's got me contemplating revelation speaking on the seven seals

Life down here's getting pretty hard

Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars

'Cause these rich folks talking about going into outer space

(Outer space, outer space)

But a poor man like me won't have enough dough to ever leave this place

(Wanna leave this place)

So as I look up at the stars

Think it's time to start my own damn mission to Mars

And I'll be riding on a comet, I'm anti-gravity

(Anti-gravity)

That ole man in the moon you know he ain't got nothing on me

(Ain't got nothing on me)

So I shoot him the bird as I fly by

There ain't no such thing as being too high

And out here in the woods is a damn fine place to start

I'm the captain of this rocket ship, I'm on my own mission to Mars

I'll be cruising through space like a modern day Han Solo

(Gonna let it cruise)

I'll be the only one there in a stetson hat and a bolo

(He ain't got the blues)

Got some hydroponic and cuban cigars

Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars

And I'll be riding on a comet I'm anti-gravity

(Anti-gravity)

That ole man in the moon, you know he ain't got nothing on me

(Ain't got nothing on me)

So I shoot him the bird as I fly by

There ain't no such thing as being too high

And out here in the woods is a damn fine place to start

I'm the captain of this rocket ship, I'm on my own mission to Mars

I'll be pouring 'em tall and burning 'em down

I won't have to go anywhere for my boots to leave the ground

No rocket fuel, no flying cars

Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars

And all I'll need is a little spark

Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars