T.V. Man (Edit)

Wake up, switch on

I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong

Give it a slap, give it a jog

I better hurry or I'll miss the epilogue

Ride high without a saddle

Down the rapids in a boat without a paddle

I am the scourge of the high sea

Just you watch 'em running when they hear about me

One, two, three, hail T.V.!

Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me

Here I stand, T.V. Man

I've got all the angels eating out of my hands

I've got good, bad and ugly traits

But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes

Knock, knock

There's someone at the door

I can't imagine, I can't imagine

I can't imagine what they come around here for

Could be the rent or HP

Whatever it is, they gonna bleed me

Well, I've got no money, nothing to borrow

Just you go away now, don't come back tomorrow

Say one, two, three, hail T.V.!

Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me

Here I stand, T.V. Man

I've got all the angels eating out of my hands

I've got good, bad and ugly traits

But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes, occasionally

It's so hot here under the sun

Just him and me and a couple of six guns

I look at him, he looks at me

Out come the guns, who will it be?

One, two, three, hail T.V.!

Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me

And now here I stand, T.V. Man

I've got all the angels eating out of my hands

I've got the good, the bad and the ugly traits

But even everybody makes mistakes

One, two, three, hail T.V.!

I don't need to move 'cause I got all that I need

I just forget the day, forget the slog

Just sit back and listen to my T.V. god