All My Ex's Live in Texas

All my exes live in Texas

Rosanna's down in Texarkana

Wanted me to push her broom

Sweet Eileen's in Abilene

She forgot I hung the moon

And Allison's in Galveston

Somehow lost her sanity

And Dimples who now lives in Temple

Got the law looking for me

All my exes live in Texas

Texas is the place I'd really love to be

I said all my exes live in Texas

That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

I remember that old Frio River

Where I learned to swim

But it brings to mind another time

Where I wore my welcome thin

Transcendental meditation

Going there each night

But I always wake up to myself

Before daylight

I said all my exes live in Texas

Texas is the place I really love to be

I said all my exes live in Texas

That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

I said all my exes live in Texas

Texas is the place I really love to be

Said all my exes live in Texas

That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee