Vegeta's Serenade

Oh, Bulma, sweet Bulma, I adore you oh so much

I've given up my Saiyan princehood to feel your gentle touch

It's kind of a big deal to do that, but I don't regret it

I know for sure that stupid Kakarot wouldn't fuckin' get it

(Dad, well, maybe leave out the thing about Goku)

What? But it's true, it was hard for me to go through

(Just try again)

Okay, I guess

(Just sing from the heart)

The one I'll rip out of Kakarot's chest?

No

I really like the way you dress (That's good)

Kakarot's wife looks like a fuckin' mess (No), what?

(Leave out Goku, it's about your wife)

I'm just workin' in experience from life

(But what about when you were wed?)

(It was the best thing in your life, you said)

You walked down the aisle, and I thought with a glance

Your beauty's captivating them, now's my chance

(That's what you were thinking?) Yes, but I had to wait

You would've been mad if I ruined your big day

(That's the nicest thing you've said so far)

I figured I'd distract you with, with the salad bar

I had to wait until the reception

I asked Goten to run interception

Then I felt my hate for Kakarot explode

(Yeah, I remember, you fought for three episodes)

I used my Big Bang Attack

But he shot a Kamehameha right back

The collision blew up half the venue

Reducing the selection of the menu

But you were the only thing on my mind

As the wall smashed Kakarot from behind

I burned his flesh and punched his face

Inspired by your beauty, and my unrelenting hate