Valhalleluja (feat. Thomas Winkler) [Live]

I'm drowning in a sea of desperation

(Then I sing a prayer to my Lord)

Away from hope and systembolaget

(Then I sing a prayer to my Lord)

I pray, I pray, yes, I pray to my Lord

I was down on my knees

Permafrost on my feet

I was begging in tears, my holy Lord Odin

Hear our prayer, philantropic Odin

(Guitar tech of Amon Amarth)

Viking-friendly, slayer of the Giants

(Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well)

For the plunder and the rape,

we sing to you Valhalleluja

For the chopping of the heads, we praise you

Odin, our Lord

For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland,

Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja

But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all

We don't know where they are

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל

שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל

אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ

אוֹדינַי אֶחַד

Hear my voice, this is Odin calling you

Times have changed, I'm a Gentlegod

No more war, just design of furniture

Master of IKEA

Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter

Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor

Gloria patri furnituribus

In nomine IKEA

For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK,

sing with me Valhalleluja

For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil

For the pencils and the horse-meatballs,

we sing Valhalleluja

The ergonomics and the quality of our chairs

Are second to none

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Our Father Odin

Who art in IKEA

We understood your message

We are here to worship your creation

Please, listen to our prayer!

VITTSJÖ (everybody!)

VITTSJÖ (all together!)

Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass

(Pray for the comfort!)

KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis (come on!)

KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis (pray for your kitchen)

Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit

(With a big heart for the living room)

BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis

BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis

Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green

(Making furniture great again!)

SLATTUM - Ora pro nobis (yeah!)

SLATTUM - Ora pro nobis (come on!)

Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey

(Knisa grey is better than Sasha Grey)Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Gloria, gloria

Let us pray to Odin our Lord

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Falegn-amen

Let us pray to Odin our Lord

Let us pray to Odin our Lord

Let us pray to Odin our Lord

Amen!