Joe Dirt

Fly motherfucker but I'm lookin' like Joe Dirt

When I pull up with the mullet, make ya ho squirt

Motherfuckers always makin' fun of me but guarantee

When nobody's around they're gonna study me like homework

Never bought a bitch a fur coat or a Coach purse

I don't even try to flirt, she's the one who spoke first

I just show up at her house randomly and give the bitch

A couple inches out of nowhere like a growth spurt

Two 12's in my trunk shake the whole earth

Po-po told me turn it down but it won't work

When I drove by your home all of the artwork hung on your wall

Fell off harder than Smokepurpp

Hittin' lows while the tweeters in the Bose chirp

Got a freak sittin' shotgun wearin' no skirt

Put the seat back, turn the music up and cruise slow

While I get some road head from Congresswoman Boebert

She was suckin' on my balls like a gumdrop

Made my toes curl, had my stomach in a knot

I busted my nut sittin' at a red light

I said, "damn bitch really made me come to a stop"

I returned the favor and I munched on her box

Threw her legs to the side and put tongue in her twat

Shit looked like a water park when I got done

Had to stop at Walmart to get a sponge and a mop

Uhh

If you feel me, holla lady

The rap game's lonely 'cause I'm killin' all you lately

I flee the murder scene and I peel off in a Mercedes

With the windows rolled down bumpin' Million Dollar Baby

Tryna get more plays than Tommy Richman

'Til I gotta million dollars in my palms I'm clenchin'

Tryna put my mom and dad in the bombest pads

So they don't gotta give a fuck about a job description

Knockin' on the door like bang bang who's this?

If they don't open up then I'ma spray flames through it

Everyone inside'll vacate, move it

I never ask questions I just take aim, shoot it

If they hatin' on me it's 'cause they can't do it

Gonna be great 'cause I'm makin' Grade A music

Bunch of lame motherfuckers they just can't hang with it

'Cause I'm best in class like a straight A student

Everytime I see you on the stage they boo it

It would be a miracle if they take to it

You're bottom of the barrel but you swear you're on the top

Bout to put a stop to it like I drank brake fluid

Ain't pullin' no tricks bitch I came to stunt

Notepad so sharp I got paper cuts

When you listen to me spit it's kinda like deer huntin'

'Cause you know you're always gonna get a bang for your buck