Hero!

just woke up told a man on the internet to kill himself again

he gave a hundred dollars to a homeless man

I'm going to war

yeah I'm going to war

someones got a different opinion I bet they're a fucking piece of shit

i'm gonna call his job and make sure they quit

It's part of his lore

yeah i'm going to war

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yet i'm the hero

i'm the hero, i'm the hero

i'm the hero baby!

yet i'm the hero

i'm the hero, i'm the hero

i'm the hero lately!

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someone posted their wedding photos i hope they're divorced in 2 weeks

i'm gonna find their spouse and make sure they cheat

it's the way that it goes

i'll make sure everyone knows

i've got my soldiers ready to fight the moment i make my post

doesn't matter what i say i'll still be loved the most

for going to war

What's the truth anymore?

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but i'm the hero

i'm the hero, i'm the hero

i'm the hero baby

but i'm the hero

i'm the hero, i'm the hero

i'm the hero lately

doesn't phase me if i'm crazy

just as long as people always praise me

Oh, i'm the hero

i'm the hero, i'm the hero

i'm the hero baby

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i'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side

one of the good guys, and then i'll switch sides

i'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side

one of the good guys, and then i'll switch sides

i'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (I'm a hero I'm a hero baby)

one of the good guys, and then i'll switch sides (Ooooh)

i'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (Hero baby)

one of the good guys, and then i'll switch sides (I'm a hero and I fucking hate me)

i'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (I hate I hate I hate me)

one of the good guys, and then i'll switch sides (I hate I hate I hate me)

i'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (Ooooh)

one of the good guys, and then i'll switch sides (I'm such a hero and I fucking hate me)

i'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (I'm such a hero and I hate me)

one of the good guys, and then i'll switch sides (such a hero and I, and I, and I)

i'm on the good side, 'til it's the bad side (and I fucking hate me)

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(maybe we should all just, get along with each other,

and put away our problems, or whatever it is,

we just need to forget about everything, and have a good time here tonight)