The People from the Second way

Seriously This is a tragedy it happened just this way

I was minding my own business when the telephone rang

It was the people from the Second way

They asked to talk to the figure head

They thought that he'd have something to say

They wanted to convince him to take his place

At the head of their cavalcade

Come on now we've waited a long time for you

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I said I don't know what you're talking about

You've clearly made an awful mistake

There's nobody here but the gardener

And he's out on a break

I'd love to stay on and chat for a while

But life gets in the way

And I'm busy living here in Cuckoo land

And I'm busy living here in Cockaigne

Come on now we've waited a long time for you

The voice said you should be ashamed of yourself

There are people waiting out here for you

I said you've probably entered the numbers wrong

Because I can't do what you want me to do

I can't do what you want me to do

I can't do what you want me to do

Down the line came an irascible groan

I said hey we've never had It so good

They said "True but we wanted to dream some more

And you promised us that we could"

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