Thanks To The Cathouse (I'm In The Doghouse With You)

The last time I touched you it must've been six months ago

It was hassles and headaches, and every damn time you said no

But passion has feelings and cold showers did me no good

So I went out lookin' for something or someone that could

I stopped at this roadhouse that's known for its women and fun

But the bartender told me that the good-lookin' women's gone home

Out of sheer desperation, I found me at Rosie's backdoor

And everyone knows what the backroom of Rosie's is for

But if I would've known, I never would've told you the truth

Ah, thanks to the cathouse, I'm in the doghouse with you

Well, I don't feel that guilty, I don't have that many regrets

But you keep rubbin' my nose into something I'd rather forget

If you don't wanna love me, then next time you turn on the chill

Remember there's someone in the backroom of Rosie's that will

But if I would've known, I never would've told you the truth

Ah, thanks to the cathouse, I'm in the doghouse with you

But if I would've known, I never would've told you the truth

Ah, thanks to the cathouse, I'm in the doghouse with you

I said, now thanks to the cathouse, I'm in the doghouse with you