The Five Wives of Doctor Warner

WE TIED THE KNOT BACK IN EIGHTY NINE LIFE WAS GOOD THINGS WERE GOING FINE WE HONEYMOONED IN MALAYSIA

OUR SEX LIFE WAS FANTASIA

THEN YOU FILED FOR DIVORCE

AFTER I GOT FIBROMUSCULAR DYSPLASIA

IN NINETY-SIX YOU AND I GET HITCHED

SOON YOU GET A JOB IN AMERICA AND DITCH

YOU KNOW I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING

YOU LEAVE ME AT THE AIRPORT CRYING

WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I FALL OFF A BUILDING AND LIE THERE DYING?

HOW DARE YOU LEAVE US IN THE DUST!

WHAT HAPPENED TO RESPECT AND TRUST?

YOU TREAT WOMEN LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A STUFF WELL YOU CAN TAKE A HIKE CAUSE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

WHEN OUR THIRD ONE FAILS I KIND OF LOSE THE PLOT I MOVE TO A FARM THEN TRAGICALLY DIE ON A YACHT NOW LET'S THROW THIS IN THE MIX

I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU PICS

YOU'LL HAVE A SON - YOU'LL ADOPT HIM IN TWENTY-TEN AND HIS NAME IS PHOENIX

AFTER A ONE NIGHT STAND EVENTUALLY WE MARRY

IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO FOR OUR NEWBORN BABY - HARRY BUT THEN I HAVE A HEALTH SCARE

A NOVOVIRUS CATCHES ME UNAWARE

AND WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING AROUND

I FATALLY FALL DOWN THE STAIRS

YOU CLEARLY DID ALL OF US WRONG

DO YOU REALLY JUST THINK OF YOUR SCHLONG? YOU TEMPTED FATE AND GOT US UP THE DUFF NOW WE OPERATE CAUSE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED BUT ONE DAY I'M YOUR BOSS WE MARRY AFTER YEARS OF ON AND OFF

YOUR INFIDELITY TURNS ME TO DRINK

I REFUSE TO SEE A SHRINK

AND SOON OUR RELATIONSHIP'S SPIRALING DOWN THE SINK

DON'T DISREGARD THIS AS JUST A REALLY BAD DREAM

LOOK CLOSELY AND YOU WILL NOTICE A COMMON THEME IF YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR WAYS

YOU'LL BE ALONE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND GREY

AND IT'S SATAN THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO MEET ON YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY

WE ARE THE FIVE WIVES OF DOCTOR WARNER

WE'RE RAGING LIKE A GAY MEN'S SAUNA

WE SPEAK FOR WOMEN FROM KAITAIA TO BLUFF STAY AWAY CAUSE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

OF CHRIS