Dog Years

They said I have a universal blood type I can give to anyone in need

But only receive from someone exactly like me

And I'm trying to B positive but O it's really hard

I'm a loner, I'm a loser, won't you shoot me in the yard?

Put me down like a lame horse, or send me to the farm where all the dogs go

I've been a really good dog

Can I come inside?

Yeah, I've been such a good girl

Can we go for a ride?

I'm on a real short leash but I like it tight

You know I'm such a sweet girl but I can really bite

'Cause my dog died last year, he fell asleep in my embrace

And the very last thing I told him was, "See you soon and we can race"

You know a mercy-kill is what I seek

I didn't ask to live but dying's up to me

I've been a really good dog

Can I come inside?

Yeah, I've been such a good girl

Can we go for a ride?

I'm on a real short leash but I like it tight

You know I'm such a sweet girl but I can really bite

Well, they say all dogs go to Heaven

Well, what about a bitch?

What about an evil girl left lying in a ditch?

Tell the three people who ask that I am in a better place

With lots of trees and lots of grass and lots of, lots of chocolate cake

'Cause I'm not old but I am tired

I'm not strong, I'm very weak

I'm not old but I am tired

I'm not here, I'm somewhere else

I'm not old but I am tired

I'm one hundred ninety-six in dog years

I have seen enough

I've seen it all

I've been a really good dog

Can I come inside?

Yeah, I've been such a good girl

Can we go for a ride?

I'm on a real short leash but I like it tight

You know I'm such a sweet girl but I can really bite

Down like a lame horse, or send me to the farm where all the dogs go