Boom Boom Boom

Boom, boom, b-boom, boom, boom

Boom, boom, boom, boom

Boom, boom, boom, boom

Boom, boom, boom, boom

Boom, boom, b-boom, boom, boom

My first drink, I will sink quicker than the Titanic

Got a titanium liver so no time management

Goodbye, damagin' the bar

Smash quicker than an Islamic Vatican preachin' in Iraq

Spark the flame on the shot, drop the shop

Quicker than givin' LeBron James a rock

Veins are poppin' out of my neck, ain't out of it yet

No more the hair of the dog, not from the pound or the vet

From the bottle I like, I dream a genie seen me

Leanin' over your bar for your bottle of Beam

I shout, "Truce, vamoose, and one, two, three"

Take more out of booze than it's taken out of me

(Hello, you old bastard, what are you drinking?)

Three pints of Swan, like (Boom, boom, boom)

Three Jägerbombs, like (Boom, boom, boom)

Yeah, I take 'em on like (Boom, boom, boom)

I'm a bastard when I drink, think I'm a king

Whiskies on the rocks, like (Boom, boom, boom)

Three Sambuca shots, like (Boom, boom, boom)

More memory loss like (Boom, boom, boom)

I'm a bastard when I drink, think I'm a king

My girl's like, "You were actin' like a bastard last night

Swingin' a bar stool in a barfly bar fight"

Heart like hope when you're givin' me the jizz

'Cause my heart's like, go, but my action's like, oh

When I sink booze, gotta start thinkin'

Always do sober what you said you'd do drinkin'

Just another link in the chain, lose control

Hit the wall like a little ink in my name (Paul)

But nothing changed, I drink till I'm demented

Nine shots at a time like 50 Cent did (Go, go)

An expensive habit, drinkin' the bar out

When I pass out underneath the bar's draught spout

I got a jarred mouth, sent the lagers down

Quicker than fucking Paris, smoother than Peter Garrett's head

I can't calm down if my crew come 'round with a carton of Crown

We drink till it's dead, what?

Three pints of Swan, like (Boom, boom, boom)

Three Jägerbombs, like (Boom, boom, boom)

Yeah, I take 'em on like (Boom, boom, boom)

I'm a bastard when I drink, think I'm a king

Whiskies on the rocks, like (Boom, boom, boom)

Three Sambuca shots, like (Boom, boom, boom)

More memory loss like (Boom, boom, boom)

I'm a bastard when I drink, think I'm a king

Life is a waste of time and some say time is a waste of life

And if you get wasted all the time

Then you might just have the time of your life, check it out

Get wasted all the time

D-Rapht get wasted all the time

Trigga Trials get wasted all the time

Obese get wasted all the time, check, ha

Pickin' up where we left at the liquor

Hot spots in my face like an Obey sticker

Hiccup, like my shivers, stiffer than rigor mortis

And bar staff, tip up that bottle when you pour it

Full as a chorus (Boom, boom, boom)

Like cops on your door, it's (Boom, boom, boom)

Ha, my girl's like, "Paul, don't get wrecked

'Cause when you're pissed, you hit the bed, passin' out before sex"

The Four X Gold, four bets cold

Colder than the cold who stole the T-Rex soul

I'm sold for whatever, whether the fucking better

Better in the summer, man, but whatever the weather

We movin', move like a high school shootin'

Get more booze in 'cause Sebastian's music

More booze than the Brokeback movie

The next round's for my crew, yeah, let me have

Three pints of Swan, like (Boom, boom, boom)

Three Jägerbombs, like (Boom, boom, boom)

Yeah, I take 'em on like (Boom, boom, boom)

I'm a bastard when I drink, think I'm a king

Whiskies on the rocks, like (Boom, boom, boom)

Three Sambuca shots, like (Boom, boom, boom)

More memory loss like (Boom, boom, boom)

I'm a bastard when I drink, think I'm a king