Horse Outside

I'm at Amanda's wedding

In a church on Thomas Street

I'm lookin' at the bridesmaid

She's lookin' back at me

When the service ends, I ask her if she wants a lift

Back to the hotel, anything goes well, maybe we can shift

She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy and he offered me a spin

Enda has a Honda so I might just go with him

And Darren Gibney said he'd bring me in his Subaru

So what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

I said, fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside

She said, I don't believe ya

I said, it's fucking true

I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992

And I don't need insurance

I don't need no parking space

And if you try to clamp my horse

He'll kick you in the face

I don't pay no tax

Fuck NCT

You'll arrive in style when you ride with me

And the boys are walking over

Jingling their keys

I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these

Fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're lookin' for a ride, l've a horse outside

Giddy up now, baby

Bless my soul

I rode that fucker round the field, back since he was a foal

He runs a bit like Shergar and he jumps like Tír na Nóg

He looks like Billie Piper after half a bag of jokes

And the boys are lookin' jealous as I lead them all away

And just before I close the door I looked at her and say

Would you be my girl?

She said, I will of course

If you grab me by the pony tail and ride me like a horse

Yeah

Fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're looking for a ride, I've a horse outside

Fuck your Honda Civic

I've a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru

I have a horse outside

And fuck your Mitsubishi

I've a horse outside

If you're looking for a ride, I've a horse outside