Celebrity

I saw the Holy Mother

In a Mercedes Benz

The paparazzi clicking

Her smile was pretend

I saw the Holy Mother

Jesus on her knee

On a chat show

She's a celebrity

Celebrity

She's got the publishing deal

And she's sure to be a hit

Gross a billion dollars

Agents sure of it

And she's got a record contract

With Mary Magdalene

Jesus sings backing vocals

It was a hit in Spain

Celebrity