Bourgeois Manqué

I tried to be your comrade

I tried to find a way

But I didn't like the meetings

And I didn't like the pay

I'm only an impostor

Bourgeois manqué

On the High Road roster

And I do it every day

Well, it's twenty twenty-four

Forty thousand dead

But the students are unruly

So they're suspending kids instead

I'm only an impostor

Bourgeois manqué

On the High Road roster

And I do it every day

I'll eat when I'm hungry

I'll drink when I'm dry

Dollars for breakfast

Religion when I die

Roll me over easy

Roll me over slow

Roll me on my left side

'Cause my right side hurts me so