College Boy

Yeah

You say, "What is it that you want?"

Aye, check me out, man

"You've got everything that a woman could ever need in life"

In case y'all **** didn't know, shout out to the class of 2007

I've got a closet full of minks, chinchillas

St. John's University, stand up (Fayetteville State, ****)

I've got a bureau full of diamonds I can change four times a day if I want to

All my North Carolina A&T Aggies, stand up, UNCG, man

Carolina, NC State, Duke

You're even tryin' to eat lobster and drink champagne, now you know that ain't your rule

Wake Forest, Winston-Salem State, man (Fayetteville Tech)

'Cause you strictly a collard greens and cornbread man

We gon' call this one "College Boy"

Now you know if anybody know it, I know

For all my college ****, man

DJ OnPoint, J. Cole

For all y'all lil' ****, uh, this is, this is why you should go to college, my nig'

But since you feel like that this evening, sit down and drink some champagne with me, and let me rap to you

Let's go

Yeah

It's hard to picture a **** not gettin' money (Uh-huh)

J. Cole livin' bummy? Ha-ha-ha, that shit is funny

I'm focused on that cash, I just laugh at them bastards (Woo)

Eligible bachelor, finna get my bachelor's

And if this rap shit don't work, I'm goin' for my master's

Still scoutin' hoes on the first day of classes (Yup)

Keep up with the asses, keep up with the grades (Yup, yup)

A **** straight A's like the Braves

She got me in her dorm room, talkin' 'bout her room ain't clean

And she wanna fuck, but wait until her roommate leave

Now, I could give a damn if her roommate seen

'Cause if the girl get excited, she's invited (Ha)

If it's alright with you, shit, then it's alright with me (Yeah)

Yeah, and if it's alright with you, baby girl, then it's alright with me

Uh, and if it's alright with you, shawty, then it's alright with me

Hey, and if it's alright with you then shit, then it's alright with me (Yeah, yeah, uh-huh)

Yeah, uh

I hate to brag, well, nah, I don't, the big man on campus

I got a chick in every class that give a **** glances

And if your ass is dumb, you won't even get a chance

'Cause I got a chick in every class that give a **** answers, yeah

And if I hit you, shawty, keep it on the low

This shit just like high school, the people wanna know

I see you haters mad, but I ain't mad at y'all ****

We get ass like them basketball ****, I'm ballin'

Got a sidekick, so them hoes don't be callin'

Hit me on AIM, aye, what's your screen name?

When I start typin' in, a **** got some mean game (Yeah)

And when I whip it out, shit, you gon' think you seein' things, but

Back in Carolina, I miss home badly (Yeah)

It's funny, hoes I couldn't have is tryna bag me

But I'm in the G with this freaky-ass Aggie

She said she want it from the back, gladly

If it's alright with you, shit, then it's alright with me (Yeah, hey)

And if it's alright with you, baby girl, then it's alright with me

Uh, and if it's alright with you, shawty, then it's alright with me

Look, and if it's alright with you, you know it's alright with me (Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Yeah, uh

I'm skippin' class just to get some ass, livin' fast

In college but don't sleep, ****, my jab quick as Zab's

So kill that old college gangsta shit we don't believe

You mad 'cause your girl on Facebook pokin' me, so uh

You know the G, I hit her up like, "Hello, Elle

I seen you lookin' right the other day, LOL

So what's good with you?" She hit me right back like

"Shit, what's good with you?" You know I like that

So of course I write back, hit her with some nice chat

Same night, she in my room, lights off, I strike that

Yeah, the put game right, but that's your wife, ****, take her

I bust, then I kick her ass out to write a paper (Yeah)

A **** doin' homework

Drinkin' like a fish, it ain't a weekend that I'm sober

Fightin' hangovers on my way to my internship

And I forgot to study for my midterm, shit

Woo

Aye, this is straight through, ****

No, no fuckin', no double takes, this is straight through the whole shit, ****

Check it out, man

I'm tryna tell y'all ****, man, college is a good look

A real good look, my ****

For more reasons than one, man

Know they try to keep us out of that shit, though

That shit like extra expensive

I got scholarships, though, so, uh, you know I'm not sweatin' that

But I feel for my **** that couldn't make it, man

See y'all ****

Aye, Mike, we in there, baby

Aye, they can't, aye, they can't keep us out the G, my ****

You know?

Then we all make it, nah, we ain't all make it

Shout out to my ****, man

All my ****, yo

Whether you graduated or not, whether you made it to college or not, ****

Fayettenam, yeah, yeah

Class of 2007, man, holla at me

But I'm goin' to grad school, though, you know?

H-Hello?

What's up?

Oh, what's good, girl?

Oh, hi, you busy?

Yeah, I'm about to jump in the shower, but

Yo, who that?

Calm down, it's Gina, damn

Oh, tell her, "What up?"

Patrick says, "What's up?"

Alright

She said, "What's up, big ass?"

So we good for tonight?

Yeah, I'ma meet y'all around 9 at your place

Alright, cool, I'll see you later

Alright, girl, bye

Yo, fuck you tryna screen my calls?