My Wife Got Fat

My wife got fat man I don't know what to do

I see her sneaking debbies and Mountain Dew

She used to turn heads when we'd walk in a room

Now she's blowing up like a big old balloon

Baby I'm begging you don't eat those fries

Try to eat a salad just one damn time

She's sending the scale straight down to hell

And my God she's even starting to smell

God she's so fat that I'm turning gay

She's twice the size she was yesterday

Her big old feet keep pounding the ground

When she walks through the house

Things start falling down

Keeps stuffing her face

She don't give a damn

I'm stuck with a woman twice the size I am

Found gravy in the bed crumbs on the floor

She's always eating and still craving more

Used to be small now she's six feet wide

Can't even fit in my truck for a ride

I've begged her to stop but she won't hear

And all my food still disappears

She's cheating on me with the Burger King

Guess I ended up marrying a snack machine

God she's so fat that I'm turning gay

She's twice the size she was yesterday

Her big old feet keep pounding the ground

When she walks through the house

Things start falling down

Keeps stuffing her face

She don't give a damn

I'm stuck with a woman twice the size I am

God she's fat as hell

Fat as hell