One Cool Dude

I'm the Dude

So thats what you call me, you know

That, or, uh, his Dudeness or, uh

Duder, or, uh, you know

El Duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing

Who do you get your Rolly off

That shit look like you made it in Photoshop

I could've signed a deal but my phone was off

I got a fedi on my case that thinks he's Robocop

Tomahawk smokin on the hob

I'm rockin Fear Of God in the London fog

I pull the shotgun when I hunt the hog

It's thirty six hundred on the box

You just got bumped on oz

It didn't feel right you thought something was off

I got a lump in a clump and it's soft

Feel the fibre of my fabric I'm cut from the cloth

I'm makin head nods like Hodge

Im rockin camafloage while I'm loungin at the lodge

Lucky sod I had to get of of dodge

I left my mark like a splodge we're still at odds

Did you seek any kind of treatment

Any kind of psychological help, Behavioural help?

Yes I did, I saw a woman psychiatrist

And she said I was OCD, One Cool Dude

And she understands the way I think right now

And everything's cool, everything's copacetic, everybody's happy

And i'm happy too because i'm happy

But what i'm gonna do right now

Check it out

I'm back looking like the Macho Man

Flipped it like it like a tortilla at the taco stand

I met the plugs plug in Hakkasan

They just flew in with it from Pakistan

I play the game like Pac-Man

I got the scoop like Fatman the dapperdan

I hid a hundred a grand at my nans

My word is bond that's just the man that I am

I could of did it time ago but it weren't the the right time ya know

When the times right you just know

And now I'm on a run going psycho

Blud I was on the run getting giro

Collect my cheque cop the hydro

I'll look you in your dead in your eyes while you die slow

Listen, Geezer

I'm fucking telling you now mate

I'm fucking king of the cannabis world, mate

Your fucking with the Rolls Royce of the flower game, son

I cant wait, bruv, when you see me, mate

I mentioned a couple of things, a few brainwaves, yeah

La di da di daa

And you know what it is yeah mate

Coz you and your bruva, yeah, you're straight

You get what i'm saying to you, bruv

It's how i built my fucking bridges, mate