TOE JAM FREESTYLE

I farted in a bag and I sold it as gas in a ziploc

applying pressure like i'm trynna make a zit pop

insane, my nickname is wack job

silence lambs by turning them to lamb chops

had to put my foot down & cracked the blacktop

one of one like the Flash on Hancock

last straw fore I'm shooting spitballs

I'm jumping like the kool aid man

through a brick wall

mischievous, mystery ingredients

mastermind, master of disobedience

double XP reaping the experience

got em shook like a bitch missed her period

popping like a pop tart out a toaster

gun too big don't fit in a holster

picking brains like a vulture eating roadkill

promise you won't feel a thing, now hold still

reboot, think a need a boost

ate some shrooms then summoned beetle juice

then I fought ghouls with old medieval tools

till I woke up in the pouch of a kangaroo

I'm ahead of my time, you counter clockwise

fuck a DM, imma slide in your top 5

it gets cold in Ohio

switch from 2 wheel drive to the 4 by 4

all about my doe like a female deer

I could turn this pen to homemade spear, look

I put the king in making, hating

only fuels the momentum I'm creating

hot damn, what's got into him

I better be 11 if I'm not top 10

throw shade, I easily block it

beat that pussy call that queefboxing

fuck a band, imma one man orchestra

was never breast fed always had the formula

I'm like a beaver how I give no damns

feet tapping to the beat this a certified toe jam