Cheese Tax

You’re in the kitchen, slicing cheese so thin,

The fridge door closes, and the games begin.

Tiny paws tapping, I see the stance,

Big brown eyes say, “Pay the Cheese Tax!”

Oh, you can’t escape, it’s the doggy law,

Every cheddar slice, every Gouda flaw.

Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax!

You gotta pay up or face the snack attacks!

Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax!

They’ll sniff it out, so you better relax.

Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax!

One for them, one for you—that’s the facts!

Morning, noon, or a midnight snack,

They’ll sniff it out, no cheese shall lack.

One paw on your knee, they seal the deal,

Their love’s sincere, but they’ll steal your meal!

You might say “No,” but they’re here to stay,

Wagging tails, they’ll win anyway.

Blue cheese, Brie, or a Parmesan rind,

The Cheese Tax rules are canine-defined!

Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax!

You gotta pay up or face the snack attacks!

Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax!

It’s a doggy law, and you know the facts!

Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax, Cheese Tax!

Don’t you try to hide it, they’ll sniff the tracks!

So cut your cheese and pay the toll,

These furry friends, they’ve got your soul.

The Cheese Tax, it’s here to stay,

You’ll love them more with every tray.