King Snake

I'm the duke of nothing, I'm the sultan of sans

The, the king of diddly, I'm the shell of man

I'm the emperor of zip, the leader of nought

I'm the God of zilch, a vacuum of thought

Here lies

Here lies

The jack of fuck all, the master of none

The champion of nada, a neglectable sum

I'm yesterday's news, tomorrow's chip paper

I'm in between jobs, and I will be later

Here lies

Here lies

A drop in the ocean, a shadow in the night

A wheel with no motion, a dog with no, bite

The deputy manager's assistant's assistant's assistant's assistant's

Assistant's assistant's assistant's assistant's assistant

Don't like, don't listen

Yeah

Here lies

Here lies

Here lies

Here lies