This Should've Been a Holiday

This should've been a holiday

We should've heard the bells ring

We should've heard children sing Noel

As that sound crept up our stairwell

They'd be singing through a locked door

And we'd be throwin' back the egg nog

We'd be left of the dial, out of style

Sh#t faced as a hog

Hey I'd believe in the elf on the shelf

And Santa too

But first I need to believe

In me and you

This should've been a holiday

People flying in from all around

The red hats mixin' with the bleedin' blue hearts

Yellin' till a fight starts

Then everyone flies back home

And by springtime call on the phone

And say hey I'm sorry

I didn't mean what I said

That seemed so mean to you

I'd believe in the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy too

But first I need to believe

In me and you

This should've been a holiday

A real walk on the beach

Like it or not I really like you a lot

Hey when ya gonna meet me halfway

Maybe on the next one

I won't be locked in this cell

If he pardons for the good deed I did

Back in January six, twenty twenty one

I'll believe in karma and reincarnation too

But first I need to believe

In me and you

Me and you

Me and you

This should've been a holiday