Chad peaked in high school, living off his poll

Trading dead tokens, thinks he's in control

His clout went down the drain when crypto changed again

He's got a million takes but all of them are just pretend.

He was gonna be an influencer

Hes gonna have a podcast show

You can see him posting thirst traps

But no one wants to know

Hyperpop and bedroom trap, virtual collapse

There's Minecraft and e-girls

Discord servers, touch grass first

These millennials online tell me that I've lost my mind

'Cause I'm not reminiscing bout the year 2009

They're stuck on Taylor Swift

Cite Marvel like it's lit

Can't let go of Harry Potter

Still tweet about The Office

Thought they'd own their homes

Like all the Facebook jokes

Posting all their think pieces

Showing how they're broke

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And who's that elder millennial gatekeeping what I post?

When did nostalgia become personality?

Whatever happened to making something new?

Instead it's just...

Hyperpop and bedroom trap, virtual collapse

There's Minecraft and e-girls

Discord servers, touch grass first

These millennials online tell me that I've lost my mind

'Cause I'm not reminiscing bout the year 2009