I Liked You Better When Your Butt Was Big

Once upon a time, I had a crazy fling

And let me tell you, babe, you gave me quite a turn

You took your sweet affection in reverse direction

And showed me new ways to yearn

Almost drove me crazy when you left me

The work to get you back, it was a hefty

Kept you for a week or two of peekaboo

Came to my senses and broke up with you

But I saw you the other day

Been doing squats the wrong way

I can't approve the new rig

I liked you better when your butt was big

I liked you better when your butt was big

Better when your butt was big

You're quite demurring when you smile

Turn the back of your affection on the little guy

And when a classic beauty like the girl-next-door

Goes to the nickel store, who am I to question why?

Predictably, she deigns complaint

With the quaintness of the merchandise

And sends him ringing hands through lonely lands

To ask his worried friends' advice

But I saw you the other day

Been doing squats the wrong way

I can't approve the new rig

I liked you better when your butt was big

I liked you better when your butt was big

I liked you better

Better when your butt was big

Better when your butt was big

You're quite demurring when you smile

Turn the back of your affection on the little guy

And when a classic beauty like the girl-next-door

Goes to the nickel store, who am I to question why?

Predictably she deigns complaint

With the quaintness of the merchandise

And sends him ringing hands through lonely lands

To ask his worried friends' advice

But I saw you the other day

Been doing squats the wrong way

I can't approve the new rig

I liked you better when your butt was big

I liked you better when your butt was big

I liked you better when your butt was big

I liked you better when your butt was big

I liked you better

Better when your butt was big

Better when your butt was big