Barbra Streisand

Uh, New York is the place of opportunities

If there is any place in this world that you want to come to

To be able to make it big

Or to go after your dreams, it is New York City

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Barbra Streisand

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So rough, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby

So rough, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra

So rough, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby

So rough, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra

So rough, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby

So rough, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra

So rough, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby (Here I am!)

So rough, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra

Barbra Streisand

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Barbra Streisand

Everybody loves duck sauce, isn't this amazing? This is amazing

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Yeah, yeah, I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' take you to the farmer's market

And get you the freshest veggies and shit

Like, like they serve at Whole Foods

Yo, I'll fuckin', yo, I'll fuckin'

Yo, I'll take you antiquing and buy you the nicest dollhouse

Hand painted

Alright, I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' take you horseback riding

On the white sands of sunny Portugal, motherfucker

I'll fuckin' take you to Martha's vineyard and go clamming and shit

Eat some bisque

Some New England clam chowder up in this piece

Yo, I'll fuckin', I'll set up a juice cleanse for both of us

We'll do the master-cleanse

And I'll help you get the mental clarity that you've always wanted, and help you with your IBS

I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' take you to a yoga Ashram and shit in fuckin' Toronto

Yo, I'll fuckin' help you type out your resume with the finest fonts

And set up your business plan

And I'll say that you're proficient in Microsoft XL, and that you have good planning skills

Sounds nice, son