Plead the Fifth

I‘ll plead the fifth

Of Jack again

When I go out tonight

They say

I was drunk

I threw a punch

I called some big old bouncer dumb

He kicked me out

I snuck back inside

And that’s how I got these 2 black eyes

I got lonely

Called my ex

Said can I come over?

She said I guess

So I called a Lyft

He picked me up

About halfway there I blew some chunks

He kicked me out on Cherry Street

About that time I saw blue lights blink

Said you can’t be here

Can’t sleep here

So I went to the Quik Mart and bought a beer

Went back to where that cop was parked

And I poured that High Life on his car

And he put me in the back with a dude named Mark

Wound up at the station and here we are

When I see that judge at 8am

I know my rights

And I’ll tell him

I’ll plead the fifth

I did some shit

When I was drunk last night

I raised some hell

I posted bail

But I won’t testify

It all went South

And I ain’t proud

But a good time ain’t no crime

I plead the fifth

Of Jack again

When I go out tonight

So I called my brother

He got me out

Said sleep it off there on my couch

About 4 o’clock it was happy hour

And I’ve always been a sucker for a whiskey sour

I thought I’d have just one then

Somehow two turned into ten

And I thought “oh hell here we go again”

And some pretty girl gave me a grin

We stumbled into some different place

Right about that time I saw my face

On a poster up on the wall

Said “don’t serve this guy alcohol”

Then she asked me “hey ain’t that you

What the hell’d you do?”

I’ll plead the fifth

I did some shit

When I was drunk last night

I raised some hell

I posted bail

But I won’t testify

It all went south

And I ain’t proud

But a good time ain’t no crime

I plead the fifth

Of Jack again

When I go out tonight

That’s my story

And I’m sticking to it

Don’t know what I did

But I didn’t do it

I’ll plead the fifth

I did some shit

When I was drunk last night

I raised some hell

I posted bail

But I won’t testify

It all went south

And I ain’t proud

But a good time ain’t no crime

I plead the fifth

Of Jack again

When I go out tonight

It all went south

And I ain’t proud

But a good time ain’t no crime

I plead the fifth

Of Jack again

When I go out tonight