制作
出演艺人
LEW
表演者
作曲和作词
Lauren Weintraub
词曲作者
Tofer Brown
词曲作者
制作和工程
Danen Rector
制作人
歌词
[Verse 1]
I should've known the first red flag was when you said you didn't like The Beatles
And then the thirty-second one's how the things you loved were all a little bit illegal
[PreChorus]
Can't believe when you left I was sad
My friends all say I dodged a bullet, but it's worse than that
[Chorus]
I dodged a year of bad sex, you wishing I was your ex
And waiting up for you to never call me
Dodged an emotional wreck, downplaying all my success
Not even man enough to ever say sorry
My friends say I dodged a bullet, but they don't even know it
No, I dodged a whole damn army
No, I dodged a whole damn army
[Verse 2]
Life's been so much better now since you moved out, so sweet, no sour
I ripped up all your shirts and took your 3-in-1 and got it out of my shower
[PreChorus]
Can't believe when you left I was sad
My friends all say I dodged a bullet, but it's worse than that
[Chorus]
I dodged a year of bad sex, you wishing I was your ex
And waiting up for you to never call me
Dodged an emotional wreck, downplaying all my success
Not even man enough to ever say sorry
My friends say I dodged a bullet, but they don't even know it
No, I dodged a whole damn army
[Bridge]
I pledge allegiance to me, myself, and I
Hope I don't see you in another life
I pledge allegiance to me, myself, and I
No, I don't need you, I'd rather die
I pledge allegiance to me, myself, and I
I don't need you, I'd rather die
[Chorus]
I dodged a year of bad sex, you wishing I was your ex
And waiting up for you to never call me
Dodged an emotional wreck, downplaying all my success
Not even man enough to ever say sorry
My friends say I dodged a bullet, but they don't even know it
No, I dodged a whole damn army
I should've known from your mullet, wasn't dodging a bullet
No, I dodged a whole damn army
Written by: Lauren Weintraub, Tofer Brown
