Spank Your Monkey

And to park out my bunnies, I would flip through the funnies

Till my little Widdly almost spit

And I didn't have no money, and these birds wasn't dumb

So they had to beat it out me with a stick

It's hard to get a boner when your momma is a soldier

And the old man doesn't even know your name

But I tricked her with that question like a dirty hairy west

And playin' Indians and cowboys in the rain, yo

Steamboat Mickey, me so sticky

Eat that sushi till it's gushy

If it's fishy, clean yo tushy

And take a big ol' sip I'll let her name, girl

Hold a page of rank and even in a shoulder sling

I can rub and tug 'em with the best

'Cause I got pole position and a tight transmission

And I always keep my cars close to my chest

Handle the pickle and play with your dog

Tease the weasel and pull on your log

Tug the tube steak, let's get funky

Like 1998, a spank on your monkey

Handle the pickle and play with your dog

Tease the weasel and pull on your log

Tug the tube steak, let's get funky

Like 1998, i’ll spank on your monkey

A little blue check mark really told me shit to me

Fuck around and you'll end up on unsolved mysteries

MCs remind me of a mutilated ball sack

Used to watch Nickelodeon, I wasn't all bad

I wanted Alex McFad had a bitch like Donkey Lips

Man, I swear to God you cannot tell this honky shit

Downloading porn on the dialup modem

Pictures of Sable and some semen in my scrotum

Jerked off to Jenna Jameson on VHS

Even jerked off to the nanny watching CBS

This is a one horse town and I heard you suck horse dick

Raps so good I don't even need a boreal

I'm still the same kid, only my face is fat

I used to go trick -or -treating and Jason Mask

Cinemax with scramble, it was hard to handle

Feeling like a Rambo, a Dairy Marta Man

Handle the pickle and play with your dog

Tease the weasel and pull on your log

Tug the tube steak, let's get funky

Like 1998, a spank on your monkey

Handle the pickle and play with your dog

Tease the weasel and pull on your log

Tug the tube steak, let's get funky

Like 1998, i’ll spank on your monkey

When I say I'm in love, you best believe I'm in love, L -U -V -V