Delongesong

Interview questions for an alien:

Does Bob Lazar have big dick energy?

I think there's some things that people

Can't see about ourselves

And an outside perspective might help, like-

Are there vegans in space?

Does alien Alex Jones make alien porn deep fakes?

Do cops kill people in space?

Could you show us another way?

'Cause I wanna know how the fuck you got here

Is your ride as cool as my Buick LeSabre?

I've got some questions and you've got an ear

You've got perspective beyond the stratosphere

Help us, Mr. Alien, you're our only hope

He took an anti-matter trip through deep space

He's not afraid of an alien race

He's hoping one day you can meet face to face

He's just a boy (He's just a boy), he's just a boy who's into aliens

Do they have governments where you come from?

'Cause where I come from the governments run by dum-dums

Snatching crumbs so they can drop more bombs

And is weed legal on your planet?

I wanna ask about the people and the weather in space

'Cause neither one on earth is good or hardly getting better

And it seems as if maybe the Earth and our brains are shrinking until an inversion point where we just become human black holes...

(Beam me up)

He took an anti-matter trip through deep space (Beam me up)

He's not afraid of an alien race (Beam me up)

He's hoping one day you can meet face to face (Beam me up)

He's just a boy (He's just a boy), he's just a boy who's into aliens

He took an anti-matter trip through deep space (Beam me up)

He's not afraid of an alien race

He's hoping one day you can meet face to face (Beam me up)

He's just a boy (He's just a boy), he's just a boy who's into aliens