My Clone Is Out There, Doing It Better Than Me

My clone is out there doing it better than me

It's got abs and a five star Uber rating

My clone is out there doing it better than me

It stole my job and my mom sent it flowers

It took over my Instagram got verified

Now it's giving TED Talks on how to be me

I tried to fight back but it had better comebacks

Now I'm its assistant carrying its coffee

It doesn't sleep it doesn't sweat

How do I compete with perfection

My clone is out there doing it better than me

It's got abs and a five star Uber rating

My clone is out there doing it better than me

It stole my job and my mom sent it flowers

It even stole my dog they're best friends now

Last week they posted matching outfits online

I reported it to the cops they laughed at me

Now it's running for mayor and I'm its campaign manager

My clone is out there doing it better than me

It's got abs and a five star Uber rating

My clone is out there doing it better than me

It stole my job and my mom sent it flowers

If you see it tell it I give up

I'm moving to a cave to avoid its shadow