Ode to Henry

When it seems you're out of luck

There's just one man who gives a fuck

A friend who'll never leave you stuck

Now, who can that friend be?

Henry, our hero Henry!

The fellow who helps his fellow man

Henry, reliable Henry!

He'll get the job done the best he can

When you want to string your lute

And strum it with your plectrum

Who will pull the sheep gut out

Through the creature's rectum?

Henry, we thank you Henry!

The fellow who helps his fellow man

Henry, let's drink to Henry!

He gets the job done the best he can.