Honky Tonkin'

Cowboys do dope and cowgirls ride dick I don't fuck with buffalo cows cause they're

Too damn thick I know my way around a horse so I'm back in

The saddle Back in black with the snakes to rattle

Branding women like cattle when I'm slinging that ink

Catch me shooting pool at the local skating rink

Late at night cruising with the windows down When I drive by, everything smell as loud

Shit gets loud when that iron starts to bark And I fight to the death like a motherfucking

Sport Sparking up a doobie, crashing out on the

Couch Cause I've been up for three days and I got

Cotton mouth

Beating on an old wooden table in the yard Spend country raps while my dog stand guard

Welcome to the cookout, go ahead and grab a plate

I'm gonna put my hometown on the map one day

I'm the chain gang swinging my Aggie Punks in prison advertised by wearing pants sagging

Women are like a horse, they tend to be a nag Light up a Marlboro and take a big old drag

This ain't a handkerchief, this here is my bandana Smoking a joint, listening to Carlos Santana

Picking pecans off the lawn in my front yard The girl next door really gets my dick hard

This is for the red, white, and blue, so fuck you If you don't like it, you can get the fuck out of here, dude

I'm just a white trash blue collar redneck pawn Smoking hay all day in the middle of the barn

Beating on an old wooden table in the yard Spend country raps while my dog stand guard

Welcome to the cookout, go ahead and grab a plate I'm gonna put my hometown on the map one day

Beating on an old wooden table in the yard Spend country raps while my dog stand guard

Welcome to the cookout, go ahead and grab a plate I'm gonna put my hometown on the map one day