Drinkin' Night

Half ass half past a gnat’s ass 

I’m here all by myself 

On this little blue ball 

Half-cocked ham-hocked 

Baby you just like a little rock 

You don’t ever seem to want to change 

Blame it on the roses 

These tears in my eyes 

Blame it on the moon 

Whatever gets you high 

Just don’t blame it on a drinkin night

Half-light half-dark 

Half love but baby I did my part 

I wasn’t phoning it in on you at all 

Baby I couldn’t even make a call

Half-dumb half-numb 

Half hung over I’ll doin all right 

Here by myself 

On his little blue ball

Blame it on the roses 

These tears in my eyes 

Blame it on the moon 

Whatever gets you high 

Whatever makes you sigh

It’s all right 

Just don’t blame it on a drinkin night