Grey Aliens

Ever since the dawn of your civilization

We’ve been dropping by to blow your minds with misinformation

You don’t know our mission, you can’t guess our angle

Getting nervous flying over the Bermuda Triangle

Wonderin’ what we’re doing with all of your cattle

While ya watchin’ theories bout us on your history channel

Now they’re saying we’re in all your old mythologies

Giving credit to our alien technologies

Oh yeah we built the Nazca Lines and Pyramids too

And we abducted that one guy for an exhibit in our zoo

We gave you all shrooms then we gave you the flu

So now I betcha wondering what we’re gonna do to you?

They call us...

Grey aliens, name's got salience,

More grey matter where it counts than the sapiens,

Don’t know if we’re grey green, slimy, dry or scaley skinned,

Still we get more notice than the Haley’s comet ever did

Y’all are are so impressed with our role in human history,

Thanks for all the credit, we’ll just leave all that a mystery

Humans make up rumors, we confirm that they’re true

Now they haven’t got a clue what we’re really here to do

Woah woah! Take it slow, look I know what I know,

You picked me up in field cuz of a symbol I mowed

I ain’t as ignorant as the frickin average joe

who you go circling the globe for always looking to probe,

So before you forcefully coerce me to disrobe

Let’s discuss this as equals, make a deal, quid pro quo

Ignorant human, ya talking stereotypes,

But I bet you freaked out from that footage of those moving lights

You probably think we sent them from a base on the sun,

You wouldn’t know a Splorgon from a Martian gun,

You couldn’t guess the mess we made at Area 51,

We got a lot of samples and we had a lot of fun

They call us...

Grey aliens, name's got salience,

More grey matter where it counts than the sapiens.

Don’t know if we’re green, grey, slimy, dry or scaley skinned,

Still we get more press than the Haley’s comet ever did.

Y’all are are so impressed with our role in human history,

Thanks for all the credit, we’ll just leave all that a mystery

Humans make up rumors, we confirm that they’re true

Now they haven’t got a clue what we’re really here to do

I’m space fairing fella, guys, whatcha got to hide?

You can tell me, I don’t care, just needed a ride!

Save your breath human, we won’t answer your queries,

we’d rather you come up with 10 more made-up theories

Whom I gonna tell? And what the hell would I say?

Not a single person will believe this happened anyway.

Ha! Yeah right. You’re believers were deceivers, we can pull your mental levers,

We’re the real dream weavers,

It’s true we may be made from the same star dust,

Doesn’t mean we “green men” are the friends you should trust…

Saying too much! Gotta scramble his thoughts.

I’m turning up the probe up by a thousand Watts…