WUWAHAHAHA (English Version)

Ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin

Hands up, come praise me, come love me, and I'll bless you

Hands up, come praise me, come love me, enjoy the show

Hands up, come praise me, and step into my queendom

Hands up if you're the one who wants to challenge me now

Young women disappear again, truly dramatic plot

A locked room, mystery begins, evidence seems ironclad

Justice awaits, are you ready? Don't you close your eyes now

A foreign traveler and UFO, it's one versus one, wow

The climax will decide how this will go

So don't admit that you are losin' for the sake of the show

Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic

Waitin' for your counterstrike

Your defense actually seems pretty weak

I'm really tryin' not to laugh, but I wanna squeak

I'm winnin', I'm winnin', I'm winnin'

You know, I cannot hold it back

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, I'm a great detective

Praise me, cheer for me, the front row can't calm down

Wuwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, judgment is perfective

I always judge fairly, so don't get a breakdown

Now hands up, come praise me, come love me, and I'll bless you

Hands up, come praise me, come love me, enjoy the show

Wuwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, this trial finds its end soon

Let's move to the next scene, it's to be continued

In the pretty opera, the trial will move on (fightin')

I am the protagonist wavin' at the VIP's on top (watch me)

Oh, my, traveler, what pity, losin' in front of the whole city

Mm, come here, don't you avoid my eyes (huh?)

She calls out objections? Creates some new connections?

This can't be, this can't be, this can't be, this can't be, you cannot beat me

Testimony was all wrong, and it seems the witness lied all along

I can't lose, I can't lose, I can't lose, I won't forfeit

Just wait, just wait until I strike back

Wuwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, my counterstrike defensive

Praise me, cheer for me, the front row can't calm down

Wuwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, my judgment is perfective

I always judge fairly, so Hydro Archon-like

Now hands up, come praise me, come love me, and I'll bless you

Hands up, come praise me, come love me, enjoy the show

Wuwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, victory will be mine

From start to the end, this whole charge was neatly designed by me

Eh-em, so, listen now, be quiet and listen now

So, listen now, three, two, one, shh

Wuwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, reasoning's directive

Praise me, cheer for me, the front row can't calm down

Wuwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, judgment is perfective

I always judge fairly by the name of Focalors

Now hands up, come praise me, come love me, and I'll bless you

Hands up, come praise me, come love me, enjoy the show

Wuwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, victory is mine now

My devoted people, the winner will be, the winner will be

The winner will be, the final winner is I