DARK WOKE

Man, I know this one's gonna piss some people off

But y'all only know it's cause I'm right about every single word I'm about to speak

Is it rage bait? I don't know, you decide

You get pissed off too easy

Like this, here, listen to this, this'll do it

BiRD GANG BiTCH

The only thing in my house with an American flag is a dog food cup

I know I talk a lot about parrots, but I got a couple pups

It's the only thing I use that rag for, and it's still too much

Red, white, and blue, upside down, wiping my butt

Wait till the cop across the street goes to work, then I fuck his wife

She said that's the first time she felt a dick in her fucking life

Even after all that, he still comes home just to beat her

Then I tell her kid he looks gay like my old Boy Scout leader

Yeah, Juan Largo's always a man of the people

Uh, that don't mean I'm not fucking evil

That don't mean I'm a nice guy

If I met Ben Shapiro, I'd hold him down and make him drink formaldehyde

If I met Destiny, I'd shave that blue ass hair and make him cry

If I met Joe Rogan, I'd steal his steroids and replace it with some red 40 dye

If I met Elon Musk, I'd kick him in the nuts and tell him open wide

You think a white South African's not gonna be a Nazi?

See a cop sleeping in his car, got me yelling

Yahtzee

Run up on him, find out he's an ICE agent

So I'll freeze his penis in some liquid nitragen

Then I hit it with a hammer

You joined the army after 9-11, you're the victim of a scammer

"I was trying to protect our freedoms!" Stutter, stammer

Yeah, sign up for another tour, your wife's gonna need someone to ram her

Yeah, this is dark woke

Does what I'm saying bother you?

Well, you should learn to take a joke

I thought you guys loved free speech

You can't take the smoke?

Anytime it matters, patriotic losers choke

What? I have more, I can keep going

This might be the only song I make sequels to

Ginger hair on the come up, I'm a fucking red star

Molotov cocktail, lightin' up a cop car

If the people work together, you know we'll go very far

Long John 66, no hooks, all bars