Bad'r Man

Brother she'll leave you grieving

Pick up your tongue off the floor

In the night while your dream'n

She at the bar until four

My momma said, son believe me

Girls like that ain't no toy

They think she's a bad girl

But I'm the badder boy

She's like a feast every evening

I'm sure they miss me at work

At ten am I'm clocking in

And twelve She calls me home for desert

I say hey boss, I'm 'a leaving

He said good, you smell like a beer cans

She's the bad girl

But I'm a badder man

She took me up to the chapel

I downed a flask in my car

Said my vows to the people

But I don't know who they are

The preacher said do you promise

I said, oh I think that I can

Though she's a bad girl

I'm the badder man

When we got home from the wedding

She said we're having a girl

You mean a mon-a-ja-resome?

She said no, the kind from a stork

Got on my knees I was plead'n

Oh Lord can you lend me a hand

Oh, she's such a bad girl

And I'm the badder man

I am