Good Guys

They say it'll happen

The second I stop looking

If one more person says those words

I'll do something I shouldn't

Oh don't you know theres only

So much a girl can take

I found a few who come and go

But they never want to stay

They're shaking Jack who won't call me back

And then John who's in love with his mother (It's kind of weird)

Oh, I try to dodge all the love they bomb

'Cause I know they'll get bored and find another

Thinkin'

Oh, it's quite pathetic

'Cause where did all the good guys go

I just don't get it

I guess I'll die alone

Well I could settle for someone who's less than 6'4"

Find a nice guy that'll leave me too

Could someone tell me, oh

I'll figure out what to do

I wish I knew

If they're always coming back

They're always gonna leave

And here he is again

And we're just friends on the wrong side of my sheets

And if I hear it one more time

I might fucking scream

A person's out there waiting

Well, if only you could see that

Ben and Chad are just like their dad

Oh, their hairline is receding (Not this again)

Oh and you would think that you're attached

God, their looks are so deceiving

Thinkin'

Oh, it's quite pathetic

Tell me where did all the good guys go

I just don't get it

I guess I'll die alone

Well I could settle for someone who's less than 6'4"

Find a nice guy that'll leave me too

Could someone tell me, oh

I'll figure out what to do

I wish I knew

Used to dream of picket fences

Now boys who talk to all their exes

You would think I would've learnt my lesson

But sorry, can't help it, I'm hopelessly romantic

Ooh

Someone date me please, oh (Oh, ah)

Oh