your opinion

She's quite nice and fun and clever

Looks good too, a great pretender

Yeah no offense, but are you pregnant?

I'm just asking

He aged like wine, oh it's so classy

But her fine lines are getting messy

No offense, but it ain't sexy

I'm just flexing

Careful tho, those fillers look so cheap

I've looked far and wide

Down by the riverside

But when and where did I ask for your opinion?

I've been going back

But my memory seems to lack

Yeah when and where did I ask for your opinion?

Keep that child or you're a killer

And I'm a dad, I'm not a villain

Now where's that smile?

Don't be so bitter

I'm just checking

Baggy clothes?

Don't hide your figure

But not that short, you're not a stripper

Just save that until after dinner

Count your blessings

Baby, you know I'm happy to help

I've looked far and wide

Down by the riverside

But when and where did I ask for your opinion?

I've been going back

But my memory seems to lack

Yeah when and where did I ask for your opinion?

I don't talk shit 'bout your small

When and where did I ask for your opinion?

Can't be so mean in skinny jeans

When and where did I

Major chords to keep it happy

Cause this won't sell if I'm that angry

Young dumb blonde who's clearly begging

For attention (so give me some)

I've looked far and wide

Down by the riverside

But when and where did I ask for your opinion?

I've been going back

But my memory seems to lack

Yeah when and where did I ask for your opinion?

I don't talk shit 'bout your small

When and where did I ask for your opinion?

Can't be so mean in skinny jeans

When and where did I ask for your opinion?