LOSER

All my buddies had a bet behind my back

They said I couldn't if I tried to break my tract

Record gave me two weeks, said it wouldn't last

Damn, it never lasts (oh, sh-)

She's a Dixie dime, sippin' on a Napa wine

I'm a good old boy, shootin' straight home-grown ripe

Should've known to never mix whiskey and wine

But I still tried

But I think she had enough of me getting out of bed on a weekend

Used my last chances up

She is taking a round, guess she's leaving

I'm all for one, she outta my league, anyone could see

It's not you, it's all me, I believe it

There ain't no poppin' champagne, diamond ring for a loser

Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her

(Always knew I'd lose her)

Yeah, I can see now, you can't teach an old dog new tricks

Could've sworn she was the one who could finally fix

And turn me into that middle class, cul-de-sac, stay-at-home soccer dad

She gave up on all of that

But I think she had enough of me getting out of bed on a weekend

Used my last chances up

She is taking a round, guess she's leaving

I'm all for one, she outta my league, anyone could see

It's not you, it's all me, I believe it

There ain't no poppin' champagne, diamond ring for a loser

Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her

(Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her)

Can't fix the gears on this pedal to the medal, yeah

Baby, I like it, but I love the way my old blues fit (old blues fit)

Told myself it's time I would be different

But I think she had enough of me getting out of bed on a weekend

Used my last chances up

She is taking a round, guess she's leaving

I'm all for one, she outta my league, anyone could see

It's not you, it's all me, I believe it

There ain't no poppin' champagne

Diamond ring for a loser (yeah, I always knew I'd lose her)

Yeah, there ain't no down on one knee kinda thing

'Cause the truth hearts, yeah, I always knew I'd lose her

(Always knew I'd lose her)

(Always knew I'd lose her)