Pool Party

I only came because I thought there’d be a pool here

If I knew it’d be dry, then surely I’d have stayed clear

And now I’m feeling a little like a weenie

‘Cause there’s no swimming and I showed up in a bikini

Oh no!

So, when you said “dip”, did you mean like queso?

I brought my flippers, was that party no-no?

And now I’m wishing that I was somewhere cool

What kind of party doesn’t even have a pool?

I only came because I thought there’d be a pool here

I only came because I thought there’d be a pool here

I only came because I thought there’d be a pool here