The Sound of the American Way

In the good ol USA You can shoot folks every day

At the grocery in a mall or at a church

You can shoot kids in a school, hell we’ve only got one rule

You can’t do it to a wealthy man On his way to work

You can stick your fingers right inside your ears

You can close your eyes and hope it disappears

It goes bang bang

It goes pew pew pew

So by god you better order yours today!

Hear those shots fire loud?

Hear those bodies hit the ground?

That's the sound of the American way

Then I was up a few nights ago watching reruns of a show

When the president himself came on tv

He said hurry now act fast These commemorative guns won’t last

And they work in any place on any race. That's guaranteed.

It’s a real no brainer decision

It's a bona fide American tradition

It goes bang

He said “you can't be a man Without a boomstick in your hand

And 10 in 10 true patriots agree

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And if you call and order now you'll get an extra one for free

And this offer’s not available in stores

Plus you'll need it for the coming civil war

It goes bang

When I woke up from my sleep

In the glow of my tv

With the static crackling through the morning air

Was it all a fever dream

Or was it real as it seemed

Well I closed my eyes and bowed my head and sent out thoughts and prayers