You Fake Your British Accent

I found a witch, posted online

Only cost me 20 bucks to put a hex on your life

I scratch an itch, each time you cry

Hope when you're losing sleep

You know that I'm the reason why

Know all the words (know all the words)

You're such a fan (you're such a fan)

You're pulling every trick to try and see me again (see me again)

But your London Bridge (your London Bridge)

Is shaky now (is shaky now)

If you tell one more lie, it's gonna come crashing down

'Cause baby, you, you told Brooklyn that the bitch was to blame

And baby now, everybody on the L knows my name

You're such a ha-ha-ha-hypocrite

No bloody accident, you call me a liar

But you fake your British accent

I find it funny you're so fucking obsessed

'Cause baby now, so is everyone whose seen me undressed

You're such a ha-ha-ha-hypocrite

No bloody accident, you call me a liar

But you fake your British accent

A little birdy said she heard

He's talking dirty through the walls

And it don't sound like him at all

Your cheeky words may get a girl

But God, it makes me wanna hurl

Knowing I fell for you last fall

I found a witch (I found a witch), posted online (posted online)

Only cost me 20 bucks to put a hex on your life (hex on your life)

I scratch an itch (I scratch an itch), each time you cry (each time you cry)

Hope when you're losing sleep

You know that I'm the reason why

Baby, you, you told Brooklyn that the bitch was to blame

And baby now, everybody on the L knows my name

You're such a ha-ha-ha-hypocrite

No bloody accident, you call me a liar

But you fake your British accent

And baby, I find it funny you're so fucking obsessed

'Cause baby now, so is everyone whose seen me undressed

You're such a ha-ha-ha-hypocrite

No bloody accident, you call me a liar

But you fake your British accent

You're such a la-la-la-lunatic

I want nothing to do with it

You can call me a liar

But you fake your British accent