Fake ID

The cooler was lookin' low, so I decided to make a run

Walked in with my four day beard and tried to look twenty-one

Went on to the back of the aisle as my face started to sweat

Walked back to the front of the store and said this is what I'm gonna get

I want a six pack of Shiner, a case of Coors Light

I want me some Weiser to get us through the night

One bottle of Jager, another bottle of Beam

I ain't twenty-one sir, but here's my fake ID

Then much to my surprise he rang up all the goods

I turned and hit the doorway as fast as I could

Then a cop with a bright light and a big ol' shiny badge

Shined that light right in my eye and said, what you got in the bag

I said a six pack of Shiner, a case of Coors Light

I got me some Weiser to get us through the night

One bottle of Jack, another bottle of Beam

Well, I ain't twenty-one officer, but here's my fake ID

He took my six pack of Shiner, a case of Coors Light

And he took my Weiser that was gonna get us through the night

And my bottle of Cuervo, my bottle of Beam

Well, I ain't twenty-one y'all, so he took my fake ID

Well, he took my fake ID

Oh, I need a new fake ID, yeah, and a good lawyer, too

Hey bub, can I get that phone call now, please