Do you ever remember at the movies

When they pulled up at a red light?

Got the top down

Singing the theme song

Making you doubt your whole life

She pulled off and hit a 180

And that's when the plot twist really hit me

She moved on with a new guy

Who is he, and how do I say"hi"?

Hello, hello

To my new friend, Jeff

He's an astronaut, and he's with my ex

I was never enough

And I tried my best

But I will never be as good as

Her boyfriend

My replacement

My new friend

Jeff!

I was never into wrestling like he was

I was always just a Pokémon guy

He played the Gibson in a famous rock band

He travelled the world as it passed me by

Would I be cooler if I had more tattoos?

Would I be cooler if I had long hair?

If I could be just a little bit like him

They'd say"Check him out over there"

Hello, hello

To my new friend, Jeff

He's an astronaut, and he's with my ex

I was never enough

And I tried my best

But I will never be as good as

Her boyfriend

My replacement

My new friend

Everybody say

Hello, hello

To my new friend, Jeff

He's an astronaut, and he's with my ex

I was never enough

And I tried my best

But I will never be as good as

Her boyfriend

My replacement

My new friend

Jeff!

Goodbye, goodbye

To my old friend, Jeff

He was the best astronaut that the earth's ever had

I think it's time to admit that I was bad at it

And I will never be as good as

Goodbye, goodbye

To my old friend, Jeff

He was the best astronaut that the earth's ever had

I think it's time to admit that I was bad at it

And I will never be as good as

Her boyfriend

My replacement

My old friend

Jeff!

Goodbye, goodbye

(I'm never gonna miss you)

Goodbye, goodbye

(Maybe I will miss you)

Goodbye, goodbye

(I'm really gonna miss you)

Goodbye, goodbye

To my old friend Jeff